Saturday, February 23, 2008

Two meat pies

I am in the crappiest business class lounge in the world, using a PC that is about to crash. Can't wait to leave Lagos and get back home... Left the freaking hotel at half five in the morning for a midday KQ flight.... All the credit goes to the wise asses in the Lagos provincial government who actually think that having three hours of 'Environmental' from 7am to 10am on the last Saturday of every month is actually going to help cleanup the city!

So we've that the lounge that KQ uses in Lagos is disgusting to say the least.... Well, I haven't had breakfast either which doesn't particularly help things. Just chowed two (who knows how old) meat pies and I feel sick... Want to puck but not sure if using the toilet at the airport is a good idea!?!?!

Have you ever wondered why there are so many Nigerians in UK, US etc.? I truly have... many times. Now, I know for certain! Nigeria is a SHIT-HOLE... everything starting from the traffic to the infrastructure as well as the food. Don't get me started on the pollution...

Am expecting to get home by 1am tomorrow morning... Its going to be a long journey :)

Friday, February 1, 2008

Chichi Pupuh

My apartment is an absolute fucking mess… unbelievable. I’ve got suitcases, books, statements, cutlery etc. lying around the lounge; junk on my dining table; some very old and dated food in the fridge… damn.

I’d be so embarrassed if someone randomly showed up at my doorstep… Probably wouldn’t invite them in. I think my cleaner is going to cry when she comes tomorrow morning, especially after she sees all the ironing I’ve piled up.

Work is crap… I’d love to complain, but it’d be pretty much pointless. I am bored and unchallenged. Can’t wait till the bimbo starts on Monday so that I can handover some of the shit I am working on to her. Since the firewall has been down, I haven’t done anything constructive thanks to facebook - the biggest waste of time created by mankind.

Its half nine…. Waaaay past my bedtime.

p.s. I am probably going to be up at half five on a Saturday morning! I wish I could sleep as much as Stitch does :(