Delay

KQ is delayed for a fucking hour.... just when you thought they were improving! I shouldn't be complaining though. The nice lady at check-in gave me a lounge pass :) I will next time try and make a concious effort to remember her name... Meeting the Freaks for dinner on Sunday. Should be good fun. I hope Dopey shows up... and Labad (if only for entertainment value).

Today was an absolutely horrible day; details of which I will not get into! I did have my second photography lesson in the morning, which was gr8... We've got an assignment to do before next week. Think I might need some help with it...

Soap and Masai are in Delhi with Shampoo and Oga for Juliet's wedding. Hope they are having a blast with Dj. Wish I could have been there :(

Got to go take a piss.... Too much Brrrr...

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I don't deserve this... especially not from you!

The Lesson

On Saturday I had my first ‘Intermediate photography’ lesson at the National College of [Photo]graphy. It was absolutely fantastic… I think I learned more my camera and the manual settings in three hours than I have in six months. I love my Sony A100… need to get the baby insured!

Sixty percent of the guys had Canons; thirty percent had Nikon and the rest (like thou) had some other brand. I’ve got an assignment to do before next week and need to but a tripod and UV filter. More expenses, sign!

MCP

Eagle sent me what the probably the most MCP forward doing the rounds on the internet....... its hillarious!!! Check it out:

>>>> How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
>>>> Marry It!

>>>>>>>> What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
>>>> A battery has a positive side.

>>>>>>>> What are the three fastest means of communication?
>>>> 1) Internet
>>>> 2) Telephone
>>>> 3) Telawoman

>>>>>>>> How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
>>>> They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

>>>>>>>>>>>> How is a woman like a condom?
>>>> Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dck.

>>>>>>>> What should you give a woman who has everything?
>>>> A man to show her how to work it.

>>>>>>>> Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called awaist?
>>>> Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

>>>>>>>> How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
>>>> Put a nipple on it.

>>>>>>>> Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
>>>> Because they don't have balls to scratch.

>>>>>>>> Why did God create woman ?
>>>> To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

>>>>>>>> Why do women fake orgasms ?
>>>> Because they think men care.

>>>>>>>> What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
>>>> Nothing, she's been told twice already.

>>>>>>>> If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
>>>> Made her chain too long

>>>>>>>> How many men does it take to open a beer?
>>>> None. It should be opened when she brings it.

>>>>>>>>>>>> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>>>> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>>>> It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

>>>>>>>> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>>>> When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

>>>>>>>> >>>> How do you fix a woman's watch?
>>>> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do men pass gas more than women?
>>>> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

>>>>>>>>>>>> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in >>>> first?
>>>> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

>>>>>>>>>>>> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>>>> A woman who won't do what she's told

>>>>>>>>>>>> I married a Miss Right.
>>>> I just didn't know her first name was Always.

>>>>>>>>>>>> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sexdrive by 90%.
>>>> It's called a Wedding Cake.

>>>> >>>>>>>> Women will never be equal to men...
>>>> until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

>>>>>>>>>>>> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
>>>> Then God created Man and rested.
>>>> Then God created Woman.
>>>> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Planning

I’ve been spending a lot of time planning my Easter holiday (which I am really looking forward to!) surfing the web, calling/visiting travel agents, emailing for quote/discounts etc. I’ve even taken the week before Easter weekend off so that we have enough time to go to the coast as well as cover one of the other neighboring countries. The plan at the moment is two nights on Inhaca Island, one night in Maputo, three nights in Cape Town and the rest of the time spent taking Stitch and his mate around Jozi :)

I have this feeling that all my efforts are going to be wasted. I don’t know why but I am pretty certain that Stitch is going to call and cancel…. And that would be a real bummer! Especially since I am not expecting to be around too much longer :(

If Stitch backs out, I might still be able to salvage the holiday if I can convince Liam to drive down to the coast for the weekend. Don’t think Dopey will be able to make it since he has family commitments, but I guess I’ll ask again.

This year I want to travel around South India. Twf is quite keen although I am not too sure if I want to send two/three weeks touring India with him after Indonesian experience couple of years ago. He is a great guy and all, but can get anal at times and when you’re traveling together, it becomes difficult to get away for some me-time.

Shit… I just realized I’ve been ranting on and on about my holiday plans for the year. I guess I will leave you with some details on Inhaca Island in Mozambique which I might not actually end up visiting….

Inhaca Island is a small-inhabited island, lying just 40 km (15 minutes by plane) off the Mozambican capital of Maputo and positioned at the entrance to Delagoa Bay. The Island is a great destination for anyone who wants to enjoy the relaxed rhythms of a small, semitropical, Indian Ocean island.

On the fringe of the tropics, it is rich in breathtaking beaches, coral reefs and exotic marine life, offering amazing scuba diving sites and big-game fishing.Situated on the beach front, amongst coconut palm groves and luxuriant tropical vegetation, Pestana Inhaca Lodge is famous for its wonderful gardens, its warm hospitality and fabulous sea food.

Toilet Thinker