Thursday, July 26, 2007

Cherries...

Why the fuck are all the Weston Crew Cherries getting engaged? Masai sends an email out of the blue titled ‘News’! Yes, this random jerk (whom I’ve never met) asked her to marry him, and she said YES! wtf? First it was Apple to her long term bf, then Queen to Upow followed closely by Juliet; and now Masai....! For all you know Shampoo will probably pop the question as well... I hate him!

Visited St Francis Care Centre today…. More about that later…. Got to go for Eagle’s house for Dinner in an hour.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The Proposal

A cherry proposed to me today… on FACEBOOK! Now this was not your Bollywood/Hindi TV serial/rocket ‘lets go to Starbucks for a cup of coffee’ proposal, oh but far from it…... it was ‘I’ll dump my fiancé, marry you and have lots of babies together’ proposal.

I always say, a little bit of extra attention never hurt anyone and I myself am known to be a wee bit flirty at times but the "offer", as flattering as it might have been, was totally unexpected! Nevertheless, I did end up with a massive grin on my face from ear to ear for the rest of the day.

I tried to let the cherry down easy and gave her the whole ‘you are like a sister to me’ line, which was a total lie - I’d do her any day of the week if she had bigger boobs!

Sunday, July 22, 2007

London, baby…. London!

Yipeeee! Here I come London… It’s been nearly two years since I last visited you, but I’ll make up for lost time… promise! No rain/gloomy weather, please!?!?

Special thank you to Dopey for the cheap ‘Q’ class fares, which I strategically got Mzee to pay for, HAHAHA… *evil laugh* Don’t think he particularly minds though; never does. Ohh no, I am flying into god-forsaken Gatwick… Fuck, an hours train journey home from the airport… Not looking forward to it… (note to self: pack light).

Yup, and it goes without saying, am stopping over in Dubai to visit and leach free acco off of Osama as well on my way back!

Soap, you are probably the only other person reads my (not so regularly updated) blog. Maane Wagamama laay jajee lunch maate… I’ll have an ebu goza to start with, yasai yaki soba for mains followed by (the highlight of my trip) ginger cheese cake! Yum…

Shopping list:
- Underwear from M&S
- Ambala mithai
- Shirts and ties from NEXT
- Crunchy Nut clusters (lots)
- Something for MR junior….
- A new watch (yes he still wants it…)
- Couple of polo Ts

(above list will be updated at regular intervals)

Do I have to be in the office at 7am tomorrow morning?!?!?! Fuck that shit…. Eagle is in Nigeria!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Warehouse

You bought another warehouse? Another fucking warehouse? Seriously, no shit – another huge something acres, something cubic volume fucking warehouse?

Damn this pressure… I don’t like it! I don’t like it at all…. Where the hell is my book? Need to get back to the totally fictional and non-existent world of ‘Witchcraft and Wizardry’!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Breakfast

Chowed a laka breakie this morning... The scrambled egg and chili sandwich vanished pretty much immediately. What else?

















Ummmm... Choc Chip Muffin with tea followed by Bounty and Cup-a-Soup!

Do I have to get back to work?!?!?!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Jozi....


Security Alert

New Hijacking Technique

Please be warned, some hijackers are using "life -size" dummies that resemble an injured pedestrian to slow down possible victims. A recent incident was reported in Bergrivier Drive, Kempton Park where the driver narrowly missed being hijacked. If you should see anything suspicious or out of the ordinary do not get out of your car to inspect. Please contact the SAPS immediately on 10111.

If your neighbours do not receive crime alerts please ask them to send their email address to ehutchings@tycoint.com

Ref: 11/2007


Monday, July 9, 2007

LIVE Earth

I was sat on my couch (besides the heater) on Saturday evening with a warm cup of tea in one hand and the DStv remote in the other when Mallu calls:

Mallu: Howzit my Bru, Where are you?
Me: At home, what you doing?
Mallu: Come lets vai to dome, I have an extra ticket for the concert!
Me: Ummmm...... *damn*
Mallu: Be there in 15 mins. We need to be in before five thirty.
Me: Ummmm.... *sounds good* Okay, I'll call you when I get there.

Pictures taken with my spanking new Pearl (not the best camera though):

Waiting outside for the doors to open


The stage - SOS


Screen on the left showing interest bits of information and LIVE performances from continents. Above is London, I think.


The Parlotones

Joss Stone. Don't think much of her music, but she put on quite a show!

The finale: UB40